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WHAT IS MORMON'S SECRET?

Mormon's Secret is the first and only site in the world selling real Mormon underwear (temple garments) to all adults, regardless of their religious affiliation.  For the first time in history, online shoppers can purchase these magical temple garments without first joining the Mormon church and giving up 10% of their income in tithes. Our goal is to make “magical” underwear available to the masses for use as costume wear, fetish wear, and all your kinky, dress-up needs.

 

WHAT MAKES YOUR UNDERWEAR REAL?

All of our garments follow the authentic Mormon patterns, heirloom stitching techniques, and traditional Masonic symbols hand-sewn on each garment. The underwear are available in both tops and bottoms, and come in both cotton and mesh fabrics for men, as well as a spanx-like cotton-spandex blend for women. Surprisingly, there is no such thing as kosher Mormon underwear. None of the religious groups that make and distribute temple garments go through a consecration or blessing process. The Mormon Church’s secret for making magic underwear is part pattern and part recipe. So to sum it up, our Mormon underwear are as magical as you can get! Our garments even come packaged with a satirical yet accurate description of the actual Mormon underwear initiation ritual that includes nudity, biblical references, and magical expectations.

 

WHO IS BEHIND THIS?

Hi, I’m Ann Jackson. I was raised in the Mormon church, married as a teenager, and for various reasons I'm familiar with the fabric buying operations and garment construction of LDS Temple Clothing. I’m happy to say that I’m no longer married, and I’m no longer a Mormon. My name is Ann Jackson, I'm a soccer mom and an entrepreneur, and I'm an Ex Mormon.

 

DO ANY OF YOUR PROFITS GO TOWARDS THE MORMON (LDS) CHURCH?

Heck no.

 

IS THIS FOR REAL?

Absolutely.

 

ARE YOU GOING TO GET SUED BY THE LDS CHURCH?

Possibly.

 

WHY WOULD I WANT TO WEAR MORMON UNDERWEAR IF I’M NOT MORMON?

  • Comfort
  • Humor
  • You believe in freedom of underwear
  • You have a fetish with Mormonism
  • You used to be a Mormon, still love the underwear, and you’re no longer in contact with your supplier
  • You’re a costume designer for a Mormon mockumentary
  • Your wife has a thing for Mormon boys, and you’re trying to satisfy her needs
  • You want to dress like/feel/be Ann or Mitt Romney
  • You want the funniest political Halloween costume of 2012

  

WHAT IS THE HISTORY BEHIND MORMON UNDERWEAR?

Here are few helpful/hilarious links:


WHERE CAN I LEARN MORE ABOUT MORMONISM?

There are great resources online, but one of the best right now is here:


-The Mormon's Secret Team 
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